The video reminds me of a Spring Breakers version of Crazy. Needs more Alicia and Liv.

Does anyone else have the mouth-full-of-broken-teeth dream? I have to spit them all out. Eewwwwww.

Grapefruit Jarritos ftw!!! Also, Mexican Coke can suck it cos Mexican Pepsi is 1000% better.

Whatevs. Venus was in my relationship house over the weekend and Susan told me to take a beach vacay, SO I DID. It was glorious you guys.

To be fair, if my father was on Twitter (BIlly Ray is prob not a piece of shit, but mine is), I would have done the same thing instead of sending him a dozen more unanswered text messages. Sometimes a good shaming gets the results you need.

His talk show MAJORLY creeps me out. When people talk over him, he kneels down and practically puts his hand over their mouths. Now it all makes sense.

BUTTERCUP

I don't understand what the opposite of bitch face is...do people seriously have smiling resting faces? Fuck, that sounds exhausting.

OMG I have been trying to make turbans happen!!! Can't believe I'm with her on this.

I allowed myself to accept my love for Miley about 6 months ago and it feels so good.

Anyone hit up the Gilt City Warehouse sale? Sounds equally terrifying.

The font they use gives me the giggles, but the game is killer!!

Then may I add that Ms. Lima makes a lovely penis.

God help me, I think I like Adriana Lima's sheer nonsense.

Pshaw, she ALWAYS looks great.

Never noticed my Khaleesi coulda been an Olsen.

They'll notice me yet ;-)

DAYUM BRIT! She looks a-mazing.

Franco / bag designer cross over!

I am eating up every inch of this article. Fucking love it. Has anyone been the FDNY calendar party? That's a shit show and a half.