You cannot even begin to imagine how many people thought my name was Fallon in the 80s.

In my mind, he will never move past that and I just keep waiting for SNL to be like, 'just kidding!'

I like Siege's quote- "Some day we will have the first atheist president who in her youth posed naked on the internet, and it will be no big deal"

Makefetchhappen said she didn't know Taylor! SOMEONE MUST KNOW THIS MYTHICAL TAYLOR

Shit, I might walk down the aisle to Crazy Bitch. Y'all can't stop me.

Totally cool. Plus, everyone already lives together anyway, so who needs a bundt pan and flatware. In fact, that sounds so lame I can't even stand it. I fully plan on having a potluck wedding.

This is my favorite comment of the entire day.

Oh. That makes a disappointing amount of sense. Damn.

NOT JUST YOU! I have to know this secret!! Speaking of, did we ever find out what happened at Taylor's wedding?!

YOU THINK?????? Oh girl. You better know.

Le sigh. That is exactly what I look like when I try to jump for pictures :-/ I'll never understand how to get off the ground. Is it cos I'm short? Someone help me.

Omg, "butter is the best motherfucking thing you've had" has me IN TEARS

Wow. Rihanna must be having a really hard day on her private plane with lay-flat seats. =[

Ugh I feel them. I was just sending a sternly worded letter to Subway about charging me an extra dollar during Septemberany. Trust. I was PISSED.

Yeah, I'll give them Riverside.

That is THE best reference and I still say it. A lot. *shame*

The bottom gif is my new favorite gif of all time.

I think part of it is that he is soooooooooooo Southern California, (he's like 121% surfbro), it makes him seem super familiar, like you know him. Which IN TURN makes him actually seem do-able, . That's always nice.

I mean, it makes me feel mreeeeee, but as a size 5, I am super into half price designer shoes.