It's fun when people with entertaining personalities are providing commentary, and the players are actually good. I can imagine watching your brother play Wrestlemania circa 1988 was a major bummer.

Thank god it wasn't in the NY Post.

Is one of your favorite pastimes to give yourself regular 3 AM panic attacks with WebMD self-diagnoses?

Ugh. It reeks in here and it is not her designer imposter perfume. She permanently attempts to exist within a Glamour Shot filter.

That's the first time David Spade has made me laugh in like 20 years. Also, Michael Lohan is talking about Twitter followers, no?

Her real name sounds more royal than her character. I kinda think she is an actual knight.

THAT PICTURE!! My whimpers have turned into outright mini sobs. Thank god I have an office right now.

This is quite genius and I feel like a total rookie for never thinking of it. I'm also a big fan of breakfast burritos but good ones are hard to find in NYC. Sometimes I just cry in the shower. That doesn't help.

Wall-E is one of my favorite movies EVER because of this. It is THE love story. When she's in sleep mode and he's dragging her around by the lights, or when he tries to pull her hand out, OMG. I'm already simultaneously giggling and whimpering. Def marry Wall-E.

I'm always so thankful for articles like this and (for the most part) the commenters, because I cannot handle engaging in all the Facebook / IRL anti-choice rhetoric without losing all sensibility and poise. I turn into Gretchen Weiner and end up screaming YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US, instead of encouraging thoughtful…

Hoping there's a photo out there of Rosario AND Chloe together. To the internets!

I esp liked it when he stuck the "stone" in the glory hole.

I have to know more about this Tangerine Tuesday rule. TELL MORE MORE

Shoe Market is having a 15% off sale — code SPRING. You can get Worishofer sandals for $63 or killer Maguba Barcelona's for $130.

Oh man. ANYTIME is cheese time.

That meal sounded so a-mazing. I dunno if they want me to hate Kim or eat at South City.

This is the first TMZ clip I have watched in years. And gleefully at that.

GODDAMNIT I have seriously loved the name Easton for years. Thank god I waited to have kids.

Eh we all called it Easter Break, regardless of the fact that I went to a public school and am Jewish. I mean, who calls it winter break? It's Christmas Break. Starting to feel like I grew up in the 50s, not 90s.

This is one of my faves. A steal at $430. ARE YOU LISTENING MR. CUPCAKES