I can never figure out how to embed on Jezebel/Gawker, but if this works, check out the shocking resemblance between the Gawker Artist ad and our Allison.

@Archetype: Fucking great. I'm raging with PMS and now I"m crying hysterically on my couch. I do too, Allison!

@BitchIsTheNewBlack: Whipped cream cans = yum. Canned air = YUCK! But turn upside-down and spray huge insects like roaches and house caterpillars; they freeze. Even vegetarians have to get their kicks, muahahaha

Why can't you just tell us what it says? Don't make us watch it!

Hot! It's about time, that patchwork was beginning to blind me.

@SomnambulantHobbit: I maintain that Kermit went berserk.

Holy shit, who dies of pnemonia under the age of 100? What a shame. My thoughts are with his family :(

@ainsworth2: holy shit, i think we're sisters

LOVE slips.

i just threw up.

@LaComtesse:HAHAHA

springer springer!!!!!!!!!!

too bad heather hates daisy....that that would be a newlyweds show to watch

end ambre's tour too!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

rock solid....like a......mineral? no....vegetable? no......

last minute picks?!?!?!