@MySymphony: Why did Bret not see this!?!? I mean fuck. Heather til death!!

@mulva: He went to the tailor from My Blue Heaven

Whoa Bret. Classin up the joint.

@Le K de K: I just wet myself. Now I can't choose!!

@lermanzo: That's all I ever wanted from Rock of Love!!

Omg best commercials ever. It's 1994. Bret Michaels and Salon Selectives!

Jesus. These poor camera men need a PhD in Clinical Psych

@smopenna: it's the title track dude! seriously.

HA highly anticipated by destiney

Do you think any of the girls, when pressed about their intentions, just want to scream- Why would I care, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT POISON??? (present company obvs excluded)

deja vous

does his hat have a tv screen on it?

HELL YEYEAH i love the hip hop clown

she can't move her hands?? what else is new

king of the wooorrrrrrrrld

BRETT'S HAIR!!!!!!!!!!

@Political Party Girl: her giggling makes me feel like i'm watching someone's grandma eeeeeeek

does ambre really need help putting on a necklace?? daisy is the one that can't use her hands

thank god they always shove the girls into teensy tiny bedrooms

Oh my fucking god, it's just so awesome!!! Who gives a shit, let him parade in his self-love if he'll make us all that ruffle dress. And 21? Yves Saint Laurent. Just sayin.