@edgyspice: HAHAHA oh fuck.

I made every single friend I had in 6th grade (umm...ok maybe 2) go see the Client with me....Even now, my bff's all had childhood Renfro Ruv. Nothing was hotter than Nick Stahl beating his ass in Bully. Goddamnit, why do the good ones always die?! At least we still have Nick...and Kieran....

He had me at drunken Nazi....Christ. I need a shower.

I saw Brad jogging in LF once...I almost hit him with my car, overcome with excitement. See? Dangerous. Los Feliz is the new Echo Park, yo.

This is bullshit. I got an M.A. in Clinical Psychology for what? Nothing, that's what. Slut Machine wins again.

My favorite Lo: In Laguna S. 1 during a benefit concert to raise awareness for voting, or some hippie shit blah blah blah (i don't mean that, i love you tre), everyone was pretending to care, except for Lo. Who, bless her sweet little heart, was only there for the sushi they had planned to eat afterwards. I have to…