And just so we understand the “great America” Trump wants to get back to so bad:

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

The Economist’s new cover:

Illustration by Victor Juhasz

What possible “proof” can Trump be presenting this afternoon to undermine 7 different people’s claims over a stretch of 35 years?

Guys... guyyys.... Trump’s not that bad. I mean definitely, DEFINITELY VOTE FOR HILLARY, but he COULD be president, ya know? He might win! He just might! He’s not like, disqualified or anything, just like, not a good choice. But he’s a choice! He’s very popular, after all! And he... created jobs? Or something! So yeah…

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

I didn’t say that. The woman’s a liar, extremely unattractive, lots of problems because of her looks.

If he’s willing to objectify his newborn daughter on camera, there’s really no bottom to the man’s misogyny.

Let’s talk about women. Your feelings toward them seem conflicted, even chauvinistic, confusing since you adore and respect your mother so much.

A Gay Association of Deplorables.

as the son of a father and the brother of a brother, i couldnt agree more.

I think it’s kind of disturbing that we’re talking about the women instead of their male relatives. 

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

I get it: the worst thing you can have is a vagina! Killer stuff.

Sorry I’m not sure, I got it from the Googles. I typed in “racist, misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, garbage made flesh devil” and after scrolling through 10 pages of DJT’s face, this little guy came up.

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.