Hello Madam President.
It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy)
Trumplestiltskin
OMG. That’s what’s behind the hair. He’s growing it so he can let it down out of a window and someone can climb up it.
Trump is locked inside his Trump tower, it’s a freaking fairytale.
I just put this up on The Slot, but want to copy it here too to make sure everyone sees our dear Lindy West’s absolutely withering million-star Trump take-down in the New York Times:
As a man who values his family above all else I am beyond disgusted by these comments Donald Trump would make and I ask all Republicans join me in a wholehearted rejection of everything it stands for.
Kara! I love Tweet Beat so much, and this weeks is the best! All the Trump takes are freaking on point and hilarious. Although I think there’s something much more personal that just gets me.
My two best friends and I were prepping for senior prom and one of us made the offhand comment that she *loved* Hardee’s spicy chicken sandwiches the best. This ensued into a weird girl-competition on who loved them more. Finally we moved on to a new topic and discovered that each of us were planning to wear tiaras to…
Make America Grope Again.
I’m slightly uncomfortable with a 50 year old man in a backwards baseball cap lecturing other men about their head fashion choices.
Madeleine. Why you gotta poop on everyone’s fun?! :|
To every GG stan who might rage at the title and scroll immediately to the comments:
Hi there! What a pleasant and substantive comment!
Don-descending?
There are a lot of times where Jez writers are catty bitches. Same with commenters. And mostly very very proudly catty bitches.
Come on, Amanda, people are murdered every day. But how often does a girl get a hot Italian boyfriend? Exactly.
I need a life update on Brett rn.