Or you could just shut the fuck up.

Even thermoses?

This is precisely what’s going on. He isn’t complimenting his daughter, he’s complimenting “someone/something he made.” It’s not really about Ivanka at all; he merely sees the fantasy of sex with her as the closest thing to sex with himself (ie. the only person he really loves and dreams about)

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

In a KFC bathroom, at around 8 or 9 in the evening circa 1992, I entered a men’s room out of sheer bladder desperation because the women’s room was out of order. I opened the door and after recovering from the stench that flew out of the newly cracked door like sins from Pandora’s Box, I saw the the phrase “Why?” and…

Balloons are Having A Year!

First off, it’s spelled sqerel. Secondly, people in some regions eat sqerel meat.

Why must everyone criticize Donald Trump?! It’s so unfair.

This article should have come with a trigger warning for conservatives since the words “gender neutral” really gets them going, and by “trigger warning,” I mean you should begin your article title with, “Fuck you, conservatives”.

Former veterinary nurse here. I obviously know about dogs overheating in cars, but I question this. You can’t just smash the window, you also have to get the dog out of there and cooled down. I’ve seen really experienced animal nurses be mauled to hell when trying to help a distressed animal. Breaking the window in a…

Not me, exactly but the two women walking toward me in a sporting good store. That was the moment when the zipper on my sport bra gave up the game completely and unzipped so fast I could not even react. Both sides of this stupid bra pop out of the sides of my summer dress like weird ass wings and oh boy, did I wish I…

There are two kinds of people in the world...

Yeah, except not. The big one for me, which the article explains, is viscosity. I suffer from eczema and thus I have to use a pretty heavy body cream to moisturize after a shower. The skin on my face is on the oily/acne prone side and the cream is way too heavy for that. All the humble bragging from people crowing…

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

oh my god

Omg what is that nightmare.

Why not?

K, Ivanka.

Yeah, this is me. “My passive aggression knows no bounds, try ME.”

I would never have responded to her, got to school early, put my shit into the desk next to the window and been laying on the top bunk when that bitch opened the door.