If he hollers, let him go, Lewis.

Passels of assholes!

Pretty broad

I don't understand? Can someone mansplain it to me?

“How to convince a woman to date you instead of reporting you to the police”

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME ANYONE SAW TED CRUZ!!!???

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

I’m just going to say this:

The first thing civil rights activists don't do is compare atrocities among the oppressed.

I am too old for this

Help me out here. Is that header image featuring a neckbralace? A Cross Your Heart choker? A Rhinestone Cowthegirls? You’re the wordsmith.

Oops, you did it again

She’s Donald Trump’s illegitimate daughter. Only explanation. Sad!

That was all being spoken while Orlando was inside her.

That’s how mine is too. I rarely can get him to look at the camera (phone) and when he does, he looks either pissed or bewildered. The only upside is that I can point my phone at him when he’s begging for scraps off of my plate and he’ll skeedaddle.

Whoops! Your misogyny is showing!

Whoops! Your misogyny is showing!

Pretty sure this was advice from a playboy magazine written two thousand years ago.