Thanks for all the supportive comments, it’s unexpected and nice. I’ll tell my mom to read them.

I’m 19 days sober today and I’m loving my life! I’ve been going to six meetings a week and enjoying most of them (with exception to the AA meetings, as a rule I prefer NA for various reasons, not the least of which being I was never a big drinker). Next week I collect my orange one month keytag and I get to sport it…

But is this serious? Or is this satire? When did Jezebel start doing oral history reviews?? You know, if you think about it, isn’t it sexist to save the women and children first?

I’m just going to go on record that my drawing contribution when Gabrielle asked us to draw her like one of our french girls was criminally underappreciated.

“Wisionary” is the first word that comes to mind when I remember my experience at the Titanic.Jezebel.com subsite.

EMMA CARMICHAEL: I didn’t really believe we could sustain four full days of content. And yet...

Those German officials sure sound like some sour krauts...

This is off topic but it will probably get buried elsewhere but I just want to express my sadness about Gawker. While I haven't always agreed with every editorial decision, there are some supremely talented people here and I've loved reading and learning from those and crucially the commenters. Genuinely so many of my…

The Germans seem really humorless about this whole thing. That’s so unlike them.

from the product page:

They’re so tacky they go all the way back around to tasteful.

I have this thing where I will think of something, but before I say anything, I analyze it to see if it's a good idea. Sometimes, it happens too late, but before any choreography happens. I am definitely not a special snowflake. So I know others have this thing that stops them, too. Do people who come up with this…

Anyone with just passing knowledge of domestic violence would have known it was the father who killed the family and then himself. I knew when it was reported that the dog was also killed. These kinds of murders are about dominance and control.

Damn, was really, really, really hoping this would be about a post-sex fight between secret but in-synch lovers David Boudia and Steele Johnson.

I’ve had too much wine but this made me laugh really hard. Also, I need more wine.

This is 100% true. He has not only never, ever been hot, he has never once in his life looked like a functioning person of his own age. I am *roughly* the same age as he is (within 3 or 4 years, I think), and all through his “heartthrob” years, I thought women my age who found him hot were disgusting, because he…

This post hurts me.