“lentil-eating feminist lesbian shitasses”

I’d love to. It’s literally my favorite place in the world, and consistently ranked one of the most beautiful countries.

This is honestly one of the most hilarious Trumpisms to me so far, the statement that he’ll also accept “hard-working Asians” - like, white people are literally the laziest racial group on the fucking planet, we really are. Only other reason for our thinking it was ok to subjugate other races is our severe and…

Your reading comprehension is quite something, I tell ya.

Not a dude. Thanks for assuming.

As if *London* isn’t one of the most racially-diverse European centers there is.

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So wait, hang on. I grew up in one of the Shitholes, but I’m a white, so what’s my status again? Can I come because I’ve got the “right” lack of melanin? Does my German heritage make me MORE desirable, or is Mutti Angie still on the shit list? I’m not particularly hard-working, how does that affect my chances? Can you…

Fuck you’re right. Why did you drag me back into this?!

I started drafting an answer to this and then realized I’m not sure I want to spend my Friday night (Europe) thinking about the intricacies of coitus between giants and humans in the Harry Potter universe and whether one type of pairing is more feasible than the other type.

This comment is like an onion. Well done, you!

An unbelievably high number of white South Africans among them. I mention something that specific because I have actually known these people.

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Thank you for the gift of this insta. I am simultaneously feeling more insecure than I ever have, and more uplifted than any day since 2018 started.

Ugh so here for that.

My order: first the porgs movie, then the fennec horses, then the crystal foxes. Hear me Disney!!

With sub-plots for all the delightful creatures because I would pay to watch that shit twice.

That’s very good to hear, because I literally haven’t eaten a proper meal all day (it’s all been snacks, which is fine because holidays) and have spent the day gaming and I actually said to my boyfriend “I wonder if we’ll ever really grow up”. I’m glad to think we never have to :D

No but you’re like “eat amazing cookies for breakfast” which also yeah (I actually did that this morning because I’m a 31-year-old 5-year-old), so I figured it would only make sense that you would be a dinner truther. I see now you are a breakfast truther and a very smart cookie.

Get out of here that is literally a reason for living. Bacon and eggs on a Friday night?? One of the rare pleasures in life.