Maybe you are my Patronus.

I usually do.

I mean, this probably was ok for the koi (I have 50% of fish knowledge) but I’m pretty sure they are prone to overeating - I think all fish are? I don’t really know, I just know a friend did this to my poor betta fish about 8 years ago (as in I had a cute small box for the food and counter to my explicit instructions…

Omg is that really true?? We’re contemplating getting a pair at some point, that sounds hilarious!

Hello, I’m very excited about this, because I need help with serums! I’ve never used any before because I am terrified of putting oil on my oily face, and I’m just coming out of about 2 years of very frustrating adult acne of which I have no idea where it came from. I recently changed how I wash my face and started…

Finally some real repercussions. Lock him up.

I am curious though, what is the aim of this outfit? Are they rehabbed and released? I just imagine that that’s really tricky. On balance it seems like raccoons make very neat companion animals (as opposed to pets, because it sounds like they might be delightfully wily and not prone to domestication, but I can’t tell…

Thank you for the gift of this, I’m going to bookmark your comment so I can always come back to the cuddle totem pole!

It is sort of one of my goals in life to work for an outfit that allows just that. A girl can dream!

You need to keep talking, please please. One trash panda post a week. I love them so much. Do you know Pumpkin the raccoon on Instagram? That’s where I get my fix.

STOP LOOKING AT ME, YOU RIVER-DABBLER

I am a commoner. I do not know such joys :(

My boyfriend sits like that, he can sleep anywhere anytime, much to my chagrin. Monster.

I have received the toothbrush and eye mask combo (flew to South Africa right after FIFA so they had a bunch of goodies left over, even for Economy), but no chapstick or lotion or SLIPPERS

At 3k, those better be the best damn slippers ever! Fuzzy and cozy and washable and monogrammed.

Nah you’re ok, it sounds like you’re very polite and considerate about it. I think it may be more about the barefoot, and also putting those feet on display. I HATE feet (no one in particular’s, just, feet are ugh) so I would not do well with having to see them while eating, but if feet are tucked away it’s like…

That’s my most recent creation! I’m trash at crocheting and struggled with knitting straight across, but a cohesive yarn and double pointed needles? Magic! I’ll see if I can find some of the resources I used to help me with knitting, just for that rainy day when you feel like trying!

I’m not even sure you can get plantar warts unless you have the hep? virus which causes them (TMI I’ve had 2 but I’m pretty sure I didn’t pick them up from being barefoot)...I commend you for owning your shoeless lifestyle, but give me shoes or give me death! Are you a size 8 US? I’ll take all your footwear.

Words to live by, and I’m a person who doesn’t want kids so they’re even more important. I’ve heard when you have your own you love even their germs, but I nonetheless wish you future children with few runny noses and very little grossness!

The luxury!! I can’t usually afford better than coach but now I have Goals, so thank you!