Hmmm, I do wonder, because I think she’s lovely and charming (based on little else but a Graham Norton appearance, and also the fact that I liked her in the Underworld twaddle - those first 2 movies are campy enough that I find them fun but she is really way out of their league and made them better for her being in…

Ya know what, I’m exceedingly pleased about this, because I long for the days when it felt like all we had to be outraged about were these shitty, shitty books and these shitty, shitty movies.

WRONG it’s mine.

Oh Joanna please do!

The look is blankets, blankets, blankets.

You’re just annoyed that possums are Too Witches for you.

I LITERALLY just did this war cry after I cast my vote.

The first time I smoked something prepared by someone who was neither my boyfriend nor I, and who was also a seasoned weed smoker. I dunno if I got a particularly large/bad chunk or what, but I got so high I couldn’t string a thought together and had to go to bed. Worse was that this guy and his girlfriend (who is my…

Ah, thanks for the info. Most of them were indeed Muslim, so now I have learned something new.

I recently worked at an educational institution that has a lot of Middle Eastern refugees in integration and language classes (I’m in Germany - they’re not all Syrian refugees, but they’re all from the Middle East) and the women did this, too (I don’t know if the men did). They’d take the little plastic coffee cups…

One of the announcers at the beginning of the video said something about a most unwatchable, eye-gouging blowout of the season and I thought that was apt so that’s really nice!

And those perfectly sculpted eyebrows...which I get, she may not do herself, but I certainly don’t have the cash to have mine done professionally, so I’m going to agonize over them for at least 5 minutes a day, in addition to my makeup routine, lest I pluck a hair too many and end up with my circa 2003 tiny pencil…

When was Ellen Page in court?

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I find it a negative-sounding term too, and always wonder if it’s my sensitive English ears! But at least it’s only 4 syllables so we can get shit said faster. The other one I saw for the first time today is “gleichgestellte Ehe”, for those who want an option in the middle I guess...

Ich bin heute sehr stolz auf mein Land :)

Gryffindor with a badger patrons, which I hope means the Griffyndor arrogance gets tempered by Hufflepuffian gentleness

I also got badger, which I find amusing because I got sorted into gryffindor but am a secret ravenclaw so that doesn’t fit at all, BUT, badgers are really badass and will tear out your intestines if you cross them so I can get behind that

I still can’t stop thinking about the time in 11th grade drama class when this slightly socially inept but fundamentally sweet stoner kid I got along with quite well asked me to pair up with him for an exercise and I said yes and I MEANT IT but then a slightly cooler girl turned around and asked me if I wanted to be…

This is so great. This is so beautiful and perfect and I’ve been working on something similar for the last few years - I’m absolutely horrible at compartmentalizing, everything “bad” I do and all the things that make me anxious flow together like melted crayons and I’m left sitting with this shitty mental goo. So I…