Your trolling needs work.

To summarize, your 3 best pieces of evidence that the DNC sabotaged Bernie Sanders are:

So, you’re both.

You’re sitting here pulling hypotheticals out of your ass, and you’re telling other people they live in a bubble? I just literally chuckled—thanks for that.

Are you a dumbass or a troll?

Your self-assessed declaratives are irrelevant. I asked for evidence. You either have it or you don’t.

1) Lots of people in lots of high places make bad decisions for personal preference. You’ve noted one. Great. Now prove the entire apparatus sabotaged Bernie Sanders, which was my original request.

Even if we follow your logic, that means a “wildly divisive” person beat Bernie Sanders by 4 million votes. Which in turn means Bernie Sanders fucking sucked as a candidate.

I’m sure the lack of enthusiasm that the DNC, its support system, and its donors felt for Bernie Sanders had nothing to do with the fact he was an Independent for 40 years—one who switched to the Democratic party solely to make his run easier.

1) Brazile did what Brazile decided to do. That is evidence of one person taking an action (and a dumb one). That is not evidence of a huge, top-down conspiracy.

Did the world need this article?

No National Committee is going to nominate a candidate who gets his ass handed to him by 4 million votes. Accept that. Let that fact take root in your fragile psyche.

There is zero factual proof of this, and it pains me to know so many butthurt gullible morons live on my side of the political spectrum who believe it.

Someone remind me

Christ, this is good.

Hmm.

One day I hope for a video that shows a football player vaping and high as fuck while listening to Bones Thugs-N-Harmony while talking with his friends about how much he loves Obama. “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” shirt optional. Fist bumping when one of the friends gets up to leave, preferred.

I fucking applaud you for this.

Not gonna lie. I got so much vicarious joy and satisfaction from knowing Tom got punched in the crotch.

I was the self-professed type who loudly preferred spending time with men over spending time with women because they were less dramatic and complicated.