Apparently you don’t wanna hurt that friend’s fee fees. However, I’d argue they lost the privilege of having their fee fees considered when they decided to pitch a scam to me.

That’s kind of a disturbing way to talk to someone.

...oh and speaking of Amway, the founder’s daughter-in-law is now Secretary of Education!!! ‘Merica!!!

The most horrifying part of this article was the dinner at Olive Garden.

Agreed. I’ve lived with guys who thought cleaning the house just meant vacuuming. I’ve taught pretty much every guy I’ve ever lived with how to clean, and I don’t think I’m an obsessively clean person. This is basic stuff that apparently gets taught to girls at a young age, but not to boys. I really hate having to…

My experience living with men for the past 10+ years: they generally don’t deep clean bathrooms. Every male roommate I’ve had would let communal bathrooms fester until I inevitably broke and cleaned up their shit, piss, and beard/pube trimmings. I’m pretty sure one guy would use my towels and gave me a wart, too.…

After April 1's 89-79 loss to the Lakers:

We really need different-looking words for ‘resign’ as ‘sign again’ and ‘resign’ as ‘step down.’ Otherwise it’s damn near impossible to write about scenarios in which Doc resigns and Blake and Chris don’t resign but maybe Chris resigns and Doc doesn’t resign but neither does Blake....

^This. She’s not a great actress, and in the last Bourne movie she was bad to a distraction. Reminds me of January Jones - same question, I don’t know why she’s a thing.

Heck, the fact that they intentionally tried to run up his total maybe even makes it a little more impressive. The Celtics—ostensibly one of the best (and best coached) teams in the league—couldn’t stop Devin fucking Booker, even though they knew he was going to be the only guy shooting. I mean, Booker’s a good…

...by electing Tom Perez, the most left-leaning member of the Obama Administration and a lifelong advocate for labor rights, as their Chair. Totally. A+ analysis there.

They lost by 80,00o votes. Everyone’s acting like this was Mondale/Reagan.

she was pistol-whipped and driven with her baby to Bruno’s house.

I call these, “The Three Stages of Meeting Peter King”.

During a practice lunch interview, a coach chided her for ordering cranberry juice, saying it could be interpreted as a sign of a urinary-tract infection, she recalls.

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

Yep, exactly. I was trying to include something about how women are disposable, in general but especially in sports, but I was getting too angry and gave up.

Because she’s not a person. She’s a “mistake” he made.

Oh no man, this guy should still be jail. Probably longer than 22 years.

Lots of me me me, my family, etc. Very little about the woman he murdered. He’s not a bad guy, people. He’s doing alright after the trauma he suffered.