I don’t know if this is the right space to put this, but I’m going to try anyway! I promise this isn’t an attempt to troll. This is my normal account on here, and I’m sincerely curious. What exactly is the big deal about this bill? It’s painted here as the worst thing in the world, but the outrage totally eludes me.…

I hate how much (and how loudly) I laughed at this.

So this is Jezebel, a supposed bastion of racial and sexual fairness in news coverage, and here’s a story calling it “wacky” behavior and not CRIMINAL behavior—which it what it fucking is—because it was done by a famous white dude (who is inexplicably beloved by the zeitgeist).

the moment Wade and Vanessa found out he had cancer, when she was trying to plan ahead and he was just trying to commit her face to memory. Jesus.

Both sound unappealing.

beautiful

Now this is a hot take.

Username checks out!

I just became so irrationally happy.

It is! And thank you—it makes my day when someone notices! :)

I have no idea where you pulled that statistic from (well, actually I do, but it’s not polite to mention), but you’re 100% wrong.

Yes! Thank you for admitting!

Very true. Hair color aside, he’s got that prototypical “I’m an athlete” face. (And for the record, I’m pro-ginger. I find their follicular strangeness appealing. Probably #1 celebrity crush is Eddie Redmayne. Love me some freckles.)

We’ll have to agree to disagree! He’s got high cheekbones and a square face. I think he’s conventionally a handsome man.

Attractive? Yes.

This is true.

He has a square jaw!

Well, straight female chiming in here: Andy Dalton is actually an attractive man.

broodqueen

Greatest comment I’ve ever read on this site... possibly on the Internet, ever.