The Scribd letter forgets to block-blur at least one “shit” (I stopped reading after “makes no sense!”)

538 is a wonderful site for debunking a lot these common Clinton and Bernie myths. It’s disproven or cast a deep shadow on everything I stupidly took as truth in (cough Kinja cough) comment sections.

This needs to stop being trumpeted as A Thing.

This is just Hillary trying to get into bed with the NAACP! This is disingenuous vote pandering! This is another example of what a hypocrite she is! She and her husband vehemently campaigned against Obama in 2008, and now she wants to claim we need diversity? HYPOCRITE! HYPOCRITE!!1!11!!

Good luck with Marvin for the next 30 years.

Found the butthurt Pats fan.

Cry for me, Samer.

Totally.

Continuing in this OT vein, even the great untouchable gentleman (barf) Roger Federer is mum on the topic. And Billie Jean King rightfully, PUBLICLY roasted him for it; she basically said if you have a wife who’s a former tennis player and two daughters, you’re a punk if you stay silent on the issue.

This site (I’d venture the whole Kinja network) has a very noticeable Sanders slant. It flirts with absurdism at times, and works people into such a lather that it became normal for commenters to say, “Now I’m definitely voting for Bernie!” after his team was caught stealing Clinton’s data.

and The Wendy Williams Show has been extended until 2020.

I wish I had a snarkier comment, but seriously: Go Bills.

You sound oddly bitter...

I bet So-“I write like a 37-year-old English major”-phia wasn’t there!

You sunuva...

Sophia can’t melt steel beams.

Highly doubtful Sophia penned the last letter. Exhibit A: Young’uns typically add more s’s, not p’s, when they want to write more post-scripts. Exhibit B: Not even many adults know “Super Bowl” is technically two words. Exhibit C: “Embarrassed” is hard to spell correctly. Exhibit D: “Your fan” is an absurdly graceful…

I’m not even a Packers fan per se, and I still feel for that guy. Like, I could wince when I think about it.

And now this, because of course.

Bengals fan, right? How are you feeling right now? Honest question.