It’s not that they choke in the playoffs, it’s that they’re rarely all that good.

I’d say your problem is more your defense than McCarron. For half a game against the Ravens’ C squad, the Bengals’ starters played like puke—and the team was at home, fighting for a playoff bye.

I would die laughing if this happened.

Best to let it go, tealstar.

I mean good lord, are you so deluded with your insecurity that you can’t see how badly you’re projecting right now? Christ.

The hilariously ironic part here is that you’re spouting off about Sanders when I didn’t so much as utter his name.

S/he is implying Bernie Sanders is ~~~once again~~~ being persecuted by the establishment.

Face it. Your candidate is bad, and you should feel bad.

Love your username!

Goddamn you. I snorted at my desk.

I don’t know how to say this delicately, and perhaps there isn’t a way to do it—but there is zero, zero, ZERO chance that a human being detached and delusional enough to vote for Donald Trump for the highest office in the world is mentally or emotionally healthy in general.

Dr. E. Jan Itor?

standard feel-good rescue movie with science.

I know you were trying to be funny with the style (long run-ons and “pages” as every other word), but this piece was incredibly difficult to read.

assy

Very informative! Thank you for this TIL.

needlessly-byzantine rulebook

I haven’t started watching Fargo season 2 yet and your comment has made me terribly excited to start!

Oh man, I haven’t read the full profile yet, but my mind immediately flashed to Serena after her loss to Vinci at the U.S. Open.

This is so, so off the mark.