it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

Ah, the desperation of stalking and the cowardice of using a burner. You seem unimpressive.

What is this piece?

There is not enough money on this Earth for somebody to disrespect my wife. ... I will fight to the end for her.

Hedo Turkoglu makes perfect sense, and yet I was still surprised for a second to see his name on this list.

This title and lead image combination is the 8th Wonder of the World.

1) Step up ya comeback game. Most absurdly predictable rejoinder from—well, what I can only assume to be a bristling Pats fan.

He was thinking, “I am the mighty Bill Belichick; I am above all reproach and error, and everything I touch immediately turns to gold because Foxborough Mystique™!”

Sometimes, I don’t know why this site takes the positions it does. All that buildup, and that’s the celebration? It just looks like it hurt.

I’m impossibly stupid?

Nobody goes to work with the expectation of being dehumanized.

Described as a woman so beautiful she “made George Zimmerman and Darren Wilson wanna kiss her”

touches on all the recent hits, but also revisits a couple of deep cuts

And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions and whose rulings are for all intents and purposes perception made fact?

my vagina will lazily lubricate itself after I’m done.

Wait... it began? It’s a thing?

I feel you, but I still disagree.

Well, yes. Which is why I didn’t literally mean I expect people to go around only thinking of other people as hands and eyes.

I acknowledge it’s creepy, which is why I specifically said it was “shitty” for him to say it out loud and clarified that I would never say it out loud.

Sex is like TPS reports? You sound like a blast in the sack.