Good for you.

It’s a false equivalency to compare co-workers with whom you share an office to co-workers with whom you have sexual relations.

My initial reaction to this quote was, of course, disgust. But ... I’m strangely starting to wonder if it’s fine.

Yup. I never understood it. Aside from the fact he’s (accessibly) cute, what more is/was there to him? As Joanna Angel said, there are plenty of young, cute guys in that industry.

You sound well adjusted.

You’re about to be inundated with replies from people afflicted with severe butthurt. I hope you’re prepared.

That’s exactly what it’s like. Thank you for your condolences, brother.

I’m a Ravens fan. And honestly, I’m sorry this happened to you.

Only one L in pilistine

Kinda shocked not to see a comment about it higher (or at all, so far), but HOLY HELL those are some bad photoshops.

Indeed. Tragic stupidity on OP’s part.

so what they have four Super Bowls, people don’t know how to respond.

laugh smugly

Actually, I wouldn’t, but I’m not a preening entitled dickhead.

“My team is disgusting and cheats but I don’t care because they’re my team!”

I’ve heard several pundits say Rodgers needs to do better in the playoffs, so I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Oh stop. A man can succeed in an area while still be obviously troubled by it. All you ever had to do was watch Peyton Manning in one playoff game to see how comically unlike himself he almost always was. He was like the Anti-Eli (hell, even the Anti-Flacco) come playoff time. He pressed under the weight of…

So, I was right.

You’re right. Whenever someone is found not guilty in a court of law, they obviously didn’t do what they were accused of.

Truer words never spoken.