You sound like a real cunt.

If you’re going to act like a coach should be the vision of calm and collection when something unprecedentedly dumb happens and threatens his team’s momentum and shot at a Super Bowl win, then you’re clearly a troll and we’re done here.

You’re right. John Harbaugh is the only coach in the league, present or historical, to have ever complained about something, ever. Like, ever ever.

He is never gracious in defeat. It’s always the refs or a bad break that caused his team to lose. It’s never the other team that outplayed (even outsmarted) his team.

I suppose, but why would he be talking about Jim Harbaugh on an article about the Ravens?

If an article’s about the Ravens, why would OP be talking about Jim?

Where did this “Harbaugh is a crybaby” meme come from, and why are you the kind of moron who insists upon trying to make it happen even when the man is clearly right?

He’s white enough.

Thank you!

Very true. My first two to maybe four reads of that sentence were me asking myself if he was talking about actual garbage men and then me trying to convince myself that he wasn’t.

I think it’s two things that make the phrase a little hard: the lack of parallelism between “men” (plural) and “every woman” (singular), and the distance between “with” and the verb it goes ... well, with (“bombard”).

I’d maybe consider hyphenating “garbage variety”? But that’s pretty tedious.

Great post!

:’(

JESUS CHRIST.

feeling like he “has to apologize for being white”

It’s cute you think only three teams know you’re cheaters.

When a game when it counts, then come back.

if the NYPD would be so quick to act if this same thing happened to a non-famous, non-wealthy POC.

Came here SOLELY to admit I lol’ed with extreme volume and lack of fucks thanks to that teaser gif/picture. God, I love Hocus Pocus.