Way too on the nose

Now we know what happens when you smoke, drink, and are underweight.

A scholarly speech on jihadism; one that educates on jihad, it’s purpose, it’s religious roots, etc would be very welcome. Indeed, many schools have had learn-ins on jihadism. A rally to recruit jihadists would not be welcome.

Depending on where you live, taking a cab can be complicated and expensive. Ubering and Lyfting has filled that void.

Trading Places is about commodities brokers and traders. The movie never discusses the stock market.

It’s the job of the president to establish the company’s values and set the culture. This guy is just a wimp.

Paul Krugman bought a sex slave. Both for research purposes and to free her from bondage. He then paid a tidy sum to help the former slave set up a new life.

He’s a journalist. Is it so far fetched to think that he was doing research for a story?

But...but...what about the private prisons? Won’t someone please think of the executives and shareholders?

There are some things that you never “get over”. You can learn to carry them with grace, but they are with you forever. Losing a child is one of those things.

South Texas is a pretty casual place. But plenty of people have plenty of cash to burn. Oil and Gas millionaires and billionaires abound.

He thinks people are carrying the entire illegal drug supply over the border by hand. Meanwhile the cartels have submarines.

I thought we already look alike.

That appears to be a combination of sun damage and heavy drinking.

I would look so HOT in this shirt.

I heard that they sprinkle gay fairy powder on playgrounds to convert as many children as possible.

That’s not true. Multivitamins can replace vitamins that were not sourced from food. Most doctors recommend a multivitamin to their patients. Women of childbearing years should always take a multivitamin with folic acid or separate folic acid supplement. Older women should take a multivitamin with D and Calcium.

I thought I want certain parasites in my body. Like the bacteria in my GI tract that enable me to digest food in relative comfort. Now I’m supposed to get rid of them? With goat’s milk? How am I supposed to digest the goat’s milk....oh, never mind.

Nude for whom?

You could start another war in the Middle East over the acceptable ingredients in hummus.