I just met with my FEMA inspector. 35 days after I registered.

I’ve been a part-time adjunct professor at a community college for 30 years. I always had my professional salary to live on, and now retirement income, so I can afford to continue teaching simply for the love of teaching. But I’m here to tell you, no one on the adjunct staff does it for the money.

He looks just like Philip did at that age.

In cases where the police and other rescuers are experienced, it is a good idea for them to prevent a mass of people from randomly whacking away at an unstable pile of rubble. It makes other efforts to locate survivors hard because their faint signals are difficult to hear and it can cause further collapse and may…

Norman Borlaug should have a hemisphere of the planet named after him.

You are not exaggerating.

It will, but it will be Russian themed.

One day?.....I don’t want to ask questions going down a dark hole.....

That’s why so many anti-choice advocates are pushing harder to get the cut-off line at 20 weeks - because that’s when women find out about fetal abnormalities. They claim it’s a disabilities-rights argument, but it’s not, because they couldn’t give two shits about those babies, considering they vigorously fight…

Those are just details... what really matters is that the kid probably was rude to someone at some point in his life and was aggressively retreating away from the officer towards a group of nuns/puppies. Probably.

Oh man. I know Polyamory comes in many flavors, but that one is just... sad. Couldn’t they find a poly threesome of three folks happy and madly in love with each other? Guess a lot of that demographic don’t give a shit about expensive wedding dresses...

Neither has trump or Bernie sanders, yet here we are.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

Section 110 of Article III. of the Constitution of the United States:

Holocaust centers.

Stories like this occasionally make me understand why someone would willingly choose to drive such a distance than fly. At least then if you don’t reach your destination, it’s usually your own fault rather than something entirely outside your control.

This is a very positive development, but if we’re trying to save Children’s Television Workshop shouldn’t they introduce the first Tea Party/Breitbart Comment Section muppet? Ya know- throw ‘em a bone? Oscar the Grouch and Sam the Eagle (I know, I know- Muppet Show) are practically limousine liberals at this point.

You want him to die? I don’t.

It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.