I’m not uncomfortable using a public bathroom in the presence of the opposite sex; I use stalls and don’t care who sees me wash my hands or apply my lipstick. But if I was uncomfortable peeing around men, why would I want to share with a trans man? He’s a man. Moreover, how am I supposed to know that he is a trans man…

The Bush girls were both caught drinking underage. You wouldn’t think the entire world would have fallen to their fainting couches at once, but no.

So you will only defend a child from being insulted or mocked by an adult if other adults agree that we should be accepting more refugees? That...doesn’t strengthen your moral position.

Baron Trump is a child. It is inexcusable for an adult to make fun of a child.

It sounds as though he is trying to make a distinction between having sex with a sexually immature child and a sexually maturing teenager. That distinction is only important when talking about teenagers having sex within other teenagers.

There are a few Syrian refugee families in my neighborhood. They bake cupcakes for PTA bake sales and take their kids to soccer...just like everyone else. People are amazed. I have no idea what they were expecting.

The irony is that the more money you have to spend on decorating a room, the less you need to do it make it look spectacular.

I don’t like it when I go for a hair cut and my stylists suggests highlights....I would go ape shot on someone who suggested that I trim down a part of my anatomy that gives me pleasure.

Heroin is very inexpensive.

No. The leaks are real. Trump said so.

Of course all black people live on the same inner city block in a Chicago. But they are too afraid to ever leave their apartments. That’s why you never see black people. Ever. If they try leave their homes, they are shot dead in their doorway. Amazingly enough, the shooters are also black people who never leave own…

I want to believe that there is little overlap between those who support Trump and those who either get their news directly from the source (such as press conferences) or from venerable journalistic outlets (NYT, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal, Etc).

Did you know that all black-on-black crime occurs in double deadbolt locked apartments in the inner city? It’s true! All black people live in the inner city. And they are all too scared to ever leave their apartments. The President told me so.

Does he think that we all work for him? Because it’s actually the other way around.

And somewhere in America, an ICE agent is going to bed thinking they made America safer by making this arrest. 

Reporter: There has been a rise in antisemetism and antisemetic crimes since you won the primaries

If you are female, you are always hysterical and overreacting. It doesn’t actually matter what you say or do. You are hysterical and you are overreacting.

There is no exuse for a jail or prison to be unable to transport someone in their custody to the hospital in a medical emergency.

Undocumented? Try anyone who who doesn’t “look American”; documented or otherwise.

Is this supposed to make me feel safer? Because it’s not working.