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I got my partner into skin care when he was in his 20s by pointing out the age gap and telling him I didn’t want people to think he was my dad when he was in his 40s because he looked older than he was :P It worked, and while he looks naturally handsome, it has definitely helped and people do remark that he looks

Convincing men to partake in at least basic skin care is the main hurdle.

That’s where a cosmetician goes at your face with a blackhead/whitehead extractor and gets alllll the gunk out. I think ladies may be more inured to pain in the name of beauty (waxing, plucking, zit squeezing, etc) but I’ve seen men driven to tears with extractions. lol

This is so true. I had a full on argument with a boyfriend about why body lotion isn’t face lotion and shampoo isn’t face wash.

I prefer this version

A likely scenario is that the dog who served during the raid is real but that the image being presented is a stock photo of a random unrelated dog.

It just gets more fucking insane every day.

Why on Earth would the President of the United States tweet a falsified photograph of an award ceremony?

The dog may be real but this photo certainly isn’t. It’s poorly Photoshopped. You have to wonder who made this and why?

It’s clearly the same dog as from the last photo he posted, so my assumption is that she is real (and Good, because all dogs are Good). Is Trump real, though?

I’m having this experience right now with Mr. PW, although with hair care, not skin care. He’s been growing out his hair the last few years (due in large part to his friend/hairdresser breaking a leg and having an extended recovery period), but was using the same hair gel he used with short hair. That is, until one

The thing that kind of terrifies me is that Trump is so deluded; so living in his narcissistic bubble surrounded by sycophants, that he probably believes he looks incredibly handsome.

...then steal all your product and then complain that they’ve been using it three whole days and nothing’s happened yet. As somebody who has been doing rigorous skin care since pubescence, I can only emit a hollow laugh as I reach for the gun.

My husband just started washing his face ONCE A WEEK with Cetaphil because I didn’t like it, and he’s noticed a difference. I’m over here with my sensitive cleanser, night oil, moisturizer with sunscreen, face masks etc. like...I hate you.

I used to get local TV anchors coming to me for makeup help when I worked at Sephora. One guy had the perpetual sunburn that Trump suffers from, and I put him in a matte powder that evened him out. His skin texture wasn’t so bad though, and compared to him, Trump looks like he has some rosacea paired with tanning bed

You have a good sister. And yea, I always hate how wedding makeup looks but then you see the photos and its like ohhhh I get it now.

Here’s what I tell the politicians I work for, which is coincidentally the same thing my sister told me before my wedding.

HOW are you still gray on The Slot?!

What is going on with Trump’s forehead in the Stephanopoulos interview anyway? He looks like someone either punched him right between the eyes or fell and banged his forehead.