It happened to her neighbour too, and the epiphany is that it would have happened to the neighbour at least 20 years before, crushing any lingering hopes that it was somehow a real person at the door(s).

I cannot express to you how fucking delighted I am by a legitimate ghost story about the motherfucking Noid.

Sure. I’ve scattered stories about that thing in my house through the comment sections for years. The best is probably this one, which you can find here:

Naw son.....the spirits of all the black people tortured and killed on plantations dragged all those confederate soldiers straight to hell.

My partner’s family home has a resident ghost that my partner and his siblings affectionately refer to as the ‘Lumberjack’ because you hear chopping wood noises at night. I’m pretty sure he didn’t like me when I first starting dating my partner (doors would slam, making me jump, and there was an overwhelming sense of…

A friend of mine moved into an old house with her family, including her four-year-old daughter. The daughter kept refusing to use her own bathroom, saying there was a “gray lady” who floated in the corner and stared at her there. She only wanted to use her parents’ bathroom.

After going back on forth on whether to submit, I finally decided to just go for it but was too late for this year. Here is my scary story, and it’s a whole lot truer than the thrift store one!

I actually was given this advice as a child. My Aunt’s house was supposedly haunted and they started yelling at the ghost to stop doing stuff, like turning on the tv in the middle of the night and it stopped. 

Preeeeeach. You can always tell. Oh DID he confess to the murder in front of a stranger and the girl’s close relative? Cool. Totally plausible.

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

Does anyone want to start building a canon of the all-time greats we’ve had on here, over the years?

I feel like the crawling civil war ghost would go on there for me, from this year. Just a deeply upsetting mental image.

So, I immediately went to my mom’s recommended psychic (I know) and told him everything. He very calmly said, “Well, I think it’s safe to say, it likes you. And hates Ally.” He then told me that if I didn’t want it to bother me, all I needed to do was audibly and clearly tell it exactly what I expected it to do.…

Crawlspace man freaked me out the most and has me hearing things in my own house now. I made my dog come inside to keep me company/for protection and since she’s currently enjoying a power nap by the heating vent I think we’re fine but boy that one gave me the heebie jeebies. I love scary story season on Jezebel!

Just a friendly PSA: Civil War battlefields are all haunted. Visit at your own risk!

Thank you. I think it's super sweet. I'm thankful for him. This past weekend my wonderful gay neighbors were over and one got freaked out because a sunflower my daughter was playing with was laying face down on the living room floor and it suddenly moved to face upwards. Old man Jim. 

Me too! Apparently my little one sees him a lot. She talks about "the ghost" and says he's silly and he does show her all the flowers, clovers and spiderwebs and even caterpillars. She babbles to him when I think she's talking to me but she's talking to him. I wish I had known him when he was alive. I know he adopted…

Thank you. It took awhile to get away from him because the army closed ranks to protect him and he never saw any kind of punishment for what he did to me. Thankfully, once I fled back to my home state, I haven’t heard from him since save for his incoherent ramblings and threats when he locates my new phone number. But…

*cracks knuckles* I have a few stories to share so sit tight!

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