I was thinking sunburn (from the tanning beds).

This whole thing is fantastic! Hooray for naked Darren!

I contacted ACAS about maternity discrimination (because what was happening to me FELT super illegal and I wanted someone with expertise to confirm I wasn’t crazy) and the man on the other end of the line completely dismissed me, and told me I COULD contact a lawyer if I wanted to, but he would advise against it…

He didn’t understand why I needed leave at all.

We don’t want him

Why are the lecterns so low?

All London buses have CCTV cameras.

SO many of his films fall down when they have someone talk for a really solid chunk of time about complete and utter bollocks.

It’s like Bart giving his report on Treasure Island where he just describes the cover:

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

They’re fucking cults!

“Exactly what are you trying to sell me because I haven’t heard one product yet.”

Ahhhhhhhh! We had this the other week and it ended with me in tears trying to explain that yes, this does matter actually.

I lost my job a couple of years ago (got paid out) and, although it really did a number on me psychologically (I was forced out after maternity leave and feel like I was judged “worthless”), actually being unemployed was fucking fantastic.

I was so much happier! My sleep cycle regulated! I was more emotionally…

Is he the one who said “sweet Felicity Arkwright” and then looked far too pleased with himself?

Well, that’s fucked up.

I’m in accounting and none of us leave our work at work (there’s a reason we’re all issued with laptops).

I work 8 to 5 and everyone else works 9 to 6 and I fucking hate how my “flexible hours” are spoken about like it’s some massive favour the company is doing for me so I can get home in time to pick my kid up. IT’S…

Working smarter, not harder!

Good fucking God.

Yes! And the texts he sent her saying if people knew he was saying these things they would call him R Kelly.

Dude fucking knew!