“At 8, I had men putting dimes in my hands saying, ‘Call me. It’d be so great to f— when you’re older.’ And just horrible stuff.”

I know these people exist, but they always baffle me. Jesus Hemophagocytic Christ, evolution is what gives us all the cool tools we have and any understanding we have of biological systems. It’s the only reason the field works beyond description! If you’re a biologist, you can’t do your job properly without evolution.…

Wow, Bill Pullman is still the president in the cast listing. Amazing he would win so many re-elections.

I was raped by a stranger in 2001. I (literally) couldn’t have picked him out of a lineup. He was convicted of a totally unrelated felony 9 years later 5 states away when his DNA was entered into CODIS (the federal database) where his DNA was perpetually run against old rape kits. It matched my rape kit, which,…

Oh, Miley!

Exactly this; thank you for articulating it so well instead of making a dumb joke like I did.

The logical collapse in this reasoning never fails to stun me. If you are opposed to abortions you should be encouraging easy availability of birth control. This is not rocket science, people. More contraceptives means fewer unplanned pregnancies; fewer unplanned pregnancies means fewer abortions. Yes, there is…

I had to include my most favorite gif of all time.

“If they’re doing such a great job, why aren’t these things better?”

This seems less a race to be elected president and more a race to be elected king of the dipshits.

It comes after Jindal tried to defund Planned Parenthood in a way that the Department of Justice told him in August is illegal.

Is it me or do Biden and Lynch have a sort of buddy-cop movie protagonist vibe in all their photos? Whenever they do anything together I always feel like they’re just stopping by on the way to solve a mystery.

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.

Um, pretty sure it isn’t Cameron.

“Yeah palpate that potentially cancerous lump you naughty bitch!”

My mom too. Also I’m married and my mom whispers in shame if we talk about birth control or sex. And she won’t say sex. She’ll say “doing that thing.” This woman birthed 5 children.

In the meantime, Henrietta Lacks’ author Rebecca Skloot responded to the controversy on Facebook, saying that Sims has “confused gynecology with pornography.”

This woman needs to start watching better porn.

The fact that this woman apparently gets off to descriptions of cancer and STIs is way more than I need to know about her weird kinks.

oy she sounds like my dad. i have a bunch of sisters and growing up he wouldn’t let us say vagina. anatomy is so scary!!!!!!!!!!!