I was born in Oakland and that line never sat well with me...cuz’ I’m fucking adorable.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

Me too. But maybe they’ll be so impressed with my heartfelt answers, they’ll want to hire me to do marketing copy for them and I’ll get to see the show for FREE. Ever think about THAT, paranoid ladies? How can Channing Tatum call me back if he doesn’t have my real phone number?

ohhhh yeahhh...but Channing Tatum indirectly asked for my number! What am I not going to give it to him??

Fashion thievery! Clearly, Marc Jacobs is involved. But how?

My kid attended the same day care with Hudson Yang’s younger brother. Hudson seems perfectly nice; his little bro was a detestable little turd. At pick up one day, the younger Yang started running up the block while his dad was getting his stuff.I told him in a friendly way “hey buddy, don’t go too far! Your dad’s not…

At first I was like, “What is offensive about this?” But then I thought about if snapchat had a blackface filter and she posted “INSTA-BLACK PERSON,” and told myself to shut the fuck up.

You said it, girl, loud and loud. Let's call a spade a spade.

That's definitely the subtext, all right.

“my children never had this problem because I raised them right they’re white.”

I was stuck in an airport for most of Sunday and devoured the latest New Yorker, including this story. Not gonna lie, I enjoyed it immensely, it’s a wonderfully written article full of all kinds of ethical questions. But I disagree with Jez’ assumption that Talese at any point thinks Foos’ “research” has any kind of…

Great post. If I can add a corroboration, I was born before the MMR was available, and my mom caught rubella while she was pregnant with me. I am what happens when you avoid the MMR vaccine.

Wow. I’m surprised. Isn’t Jezebel about women? Just like the Bill Cosby women who no one wanted to believe until there was enough of them, don’t you all get this this movement was started by mothers who watched their children descend into autism after they were vaccinated? Don’t you get this is a denial of women's…

can SOMEONE please tell me what a “metaphorical gin and juice” is? it’s so confusing and doesn’t sound appetizing at all JFC apparently I’m an old and this is really not okay.

TBH student discounts should be able to be used until your student loan debt is repaid.

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

Of course, the average Academy member in 1941 got the last laugh: looking at the demographic statistics, it seems a lot of them are still serving today.

I honestly think human babies are some of the least-cute mammal babies. Sometimes I feel like a robot when people are like, “Oh, aren’t you the cutest thing!” to a baby and I’m like, excuse me, have you literally never seen a puppy?

Y’know, this is a fair point, one I have thought a lot about, but I think the conclusions I’ve come to just don’t sit well with many people. I’ve definitely given this some consideration.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.