Your comments are the longest comments I’ve replied to, I swear.

I don’t know where else to put this, but Mila Kunis filmed a scene for her new movie at my job yesterday and she was an absolute delight. She stopped and talked to everyone, including starstruck me standing in the corner, and was very funny and easy to talk to. I’m a fan all over again.

She looks like a cancer patient that overdid the spray tan in an attempt to look healthy :(

I think a lot of people when they hear “blackout drunk” assume the person was passed out, but that’s not the same thing. I think that’s where a lot of the blackout = rape comes from. I also have been blackout drunk but still together enough to talk to people and seem fairly normal. You can’t know today if this person…

Don’t forget she was supposed to do this with Clint Eastwood directing but dropped out when he dissed Obama.

A squandered opportunity. One of many from my youth.

Were they having sex? You should have joined in!

This story has never been said aloud or written.

I MADE A BURNER FOR EXACTLY THIS PURPOSE.

Sandwich, bah. I have already celebrated the most important day of the year: Pie For Breakfast Day.

This story only starts out like a horror story. It was horrible for me at the time. My boyfriend and I were celebrating our first Thanksgiving together. It was also just a couple years since my Mom died, a loss which had blasted a huge hole in our family. We scattered after that and had Thanksgivings either alone or…

While I was growing up my parents had quite a bit of money. An estate on the Main Line, house in the Hampton’s, blah..blah..blah. After many bad investments and years of reckless spending, the inheritance was gone, as was most art work and jewelry. My parents put the house they had lived in for 20 years on the market…

Ok, when I was like 11 or 12, I was at my cousins house with a big group of family, 20-30 people. After dinner, all the kids wanted to play hide and go seek. I went and hid in the closet of the guest bathroom which was adjacent to the toilet- big mistake. After a few minutes, one by one, family members would come in…

To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek.

After I posted this, I preordered 25 on CD. I’m with you! Though, I normally buy digital and then make mix CDs.

You can laugh, but when the apocalypse occurs my descendants will have all the books and movies and music people dream of having because they only owned things digitally.

It looks like nobody has mentioned David Lisak yet.