So I spent the better part of a decade doing very kinky things in a pretty kinky scene of people, and these kinds of articles are always really sad. I’m glad that it mostly (I only skimmed it, because Jesus it was long and not terribly interesting) didn’t kink-shame, so I guess that’s something. But why have an…

Mira, you were in one of the greatest films of the twentieth century and even a human pus ball like Weinstein cannot take that away from you.

Hi. Boots on the ground here in Charlottesville. The position for the person who leads the prosecutor’s office is an elected one, while the position in charge of the local cops is not. There has been immense pressure on the local cops—who are by and large conservative morons—to never let this happen here again. …

I saw one with cheese the other day and I got unreasonably excited. Then I learned that there were only four different kinds of cheese on a rotation for 24 days. No, cheese advent calendar, I want 24 different goddamn cheeses!

Listen. Having a THIRD baby shower seems a little tacky, but for people saying that Kim can’t have a shower because “she’s not even pregnant,” I just have this to say: fuck you very much. My daughter was born via surrogate, and I was a joyful and excited expectant mother even though I couldn’t gestate her myself. I…

Years ago (like about 20) I worked with a woman whose young son would stop by the office a lot. He was a sophomore or junior in high school. Anyway, he told me a really creepy story about Kevin Spacey coming on to him hardcore at some DC Clinton dinner-type event. The kid’s parents were connected somehow and rated an…

....Which is to say, I’ll definitely download this, despite the fact that I’m a 30-year-old woman, I don’t like apps, and I don’t understand my thing for Taylor Swift. I think it’s compulsion? I just love her music, and obsess over her as a person.

This needs to be clarified. Venus won a third round match at the U.S. Open. There are 7 rounds total to win the U.S. Open event. It’s extremely misleading as currently written.

Apologies. Missed ‘transgender’. Saw story yesterday when she was referred to as son. Thank you for calling me out on that. Wasn’t an intentional misidentification, but I should read more closely. Hope his daughter is safe.

For anyone curious, I’m just gonna leave these here (NSFW)

One sure sign this is correct: every single person (read: psycho) that has an inspirational quote in their email signature uses some odd ass font for the quote. Exponential crazy.

So many people are talking about Courtney Cox I thought I would chime in. She overdid it with fillers and Botox/Dysport. That said, every woman who injects their lips trying to get voluptuous lips is missing the mark, unless they are teenagers.

So long as we’re talking Michael Bay horror stories, his treatment of Kate Beckinsale was pretty bloody awful. When he hired her for Pearl Harbor, he did so only on the condition that she lose weight and get a personal trainer despite the fact that she’d just given birth to her daughter. Then he made comments…

It’s usually a very American, and often a white thing. Not K in particular, but naming your kids the same first letter.

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

as much as i love “dilemma,” this is her best: