Correct. If there was sarcasm here, it didn’t come through properly. Jurassic World Dominion was a loveless chore to watch, stuffed to overflowing with pointless characters, plotlines, and mind-numbing action scenes. 

Mouse Road! Mouse Road! Mouse Road!

Oh yeah, all the add-ons were great too. I loved the Maverick units with their two side-arm cannons that took forever for them to pick up and aim, but once they were in firing position...a group of 4-6 of them could really wreck the place.

Woo, now there’s a nostalgia bomb. Total Annihilation was ENTIRELY my jam in my senior year of high school. I loved setting up games where my base’s defense was so well optimized that I could step away from the game for hours at a time and come back to a mountain of surplus metal & energy. Or send one of those flying…

Maybe worth adding on to this - in order to access all the History classes & Final, you’ll need to beat all 8 gym leaders.

Now, Placid Plastic Duck Simulator truly is an idle game: you do absolutely nothing, but watch some plastic ducks float in a pool.

This right here is the GOOD SHIT.

Good. Also: fuck ‘em.

I’d watch a show of this. Not sure about the game but the style looks great.

I love how in this positively cavernous room, filled with an orgy of evidence that the Eiffel Tower is this man’s sole interest in life, he completes the model and then just...puts it on the fucking floor as he walks away. He also takes the previously hung photograph off the wall, so the model can languish there…

His fireplace looks non-functional. And I don’t mean decorative, because yes, it’s clearly that, but the fire box (ie: the place where you build the fire) looks way too shallow to allow the smoke to find its way up the flue. Plus there’s the fact that there’s no soot whatsoever on the back wall of the fireplace - at…

I’m sure all those poor, starving algorithms will be super happy to know that you’re here playing devil’s advocate for AI-generated art. Good job.

Neat!

Each of your heroes has a couple of cards in their moveset that correspond to different attacks...

That’s the one indeed. I got rid of my collection of magazines about a decade ago but I kept that one, ‘cause who wouldn’t! ;)

The anime Golden Boy showed me a long time ago that there’s a right way to ride a motorcycle...and a VERY right way.

I for one look forward to basking in the radiation-like glow of my Switch overheating during those battles. It will keep me warm throughout the cold winter months to come.

Inspired choice of header image. You get one “atta boy” from me.

I’ve got my fingers crossed that it’s just a matter of too much traffic thanks to a Kotaku signal boost.

My fleeting claim to fame? Getting my picture published in issue 81 of Nintendo Power. Long live the Canyon Cowboy.