Hell is other people.

These Ernie stories are incredible. Thanks for sharing!

“You see little Timmy, when a car and another car love each other very, very much, they...hmm...uh...

I just wanna know if you can get ye flask in this game.

I know this isn’t the point of this article, but I can’t figure out what’s supposed to be funny about the meme in question at all. Does anyone have a moment to explain this one to me? Is it really nothing more than “man is MANLY man because he no ask for directions, silly weak woman”? Because that’s dumb as hell &…

I’d say the Thunderjaw was a much more iconic enemy than the Tallneck from those two games. One was a passive climbable puzzle, the other a formidable apex predator that was frequently used as boss/mini-boss in both games. Much as I love Horizon ZD and FW, I ain’t buying a Tallneck model.

I can’t (and don’t) speak for the legions of dum-dums out there, but having grown up alongside the rising prevalance of the internet I’m always on the lookout for common “tells” that something is amiss with any source of info. It’s been said for as long as a message could be transcribed and repeated: “you can’t…

I’ll take “Questions You Never Ask On The Internet” for 400.

Is deciding whether to take these accounts at face value really such a problem for some people? I mean, maybe it’s the decades of experience I’ve had in filtering spam out of my inbox, but when a blatant spelling error like “sotfware” or a childish name like “nIntendoofus” presents itself, I immediately distrust the…

Yes, I underestimated the man’s* shittiness.

A star for your more relatable reference.

Hm. Three dots together, must be Orion’s belt! Add it to the pile of theories!

A sarcastic pat on the back is still a pat on the back. I’ll take it!

(deadpan) Who could have possibly seen this coming?

#freethenipple

Greetings! Get ready for people to tell you how much they hate it when stuff on Kotaku gets posted as slideshows, whether or not you have any control over that.

I hear that Arin Hanson guy is a real Sonic fan.

Bobby Kotick is a piece of shit.

Oh sure, when he does it there’s fun online articles about it. But when I build an I.E.D. designed to be strapped to someone’s head it’s all “psychopath this” and “watchlist that” and oh hello it’s the police again.

At the end of the day, all the characters in this game are still binary - they’re made of 1's and 0's after all! Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha! I’ll be here all week! Tip your waiters and wait your tippers!