I think your C and D points have some merit to them. I’m sure creative editing goes a long way to making an awkward encounter seem like a total snow-job.

Wow haha you got me. I’ve actually been in a coma since before 2006 and the first thing I did after waking up was comment here before watching the trailer for this sequel to a movie I’m not familiar with.

Yes thank you I am familiar with how his schtick works.

I’m torn between thinking this is yet another money laundering scheme by this administration, or just the garden-variety incompetence that’s left its sticky fingerprints on everything the trump administration has touched since taking office.

If that’s the case, I have a very stinky fish for AlienJesus’s mailbox for indirectly unleashing Quibi on the world.

I’m always baffled that there are enough people who A. don’t recognize Cohen, or at least sense that something is a bit off about whatever character he assumes, and B. eagerly and enthusiastically show their entire ass for him & the world.

BRB, have to go smash my PS4 on the floor.

As someone who’s played as much of Let’s Go Eevee as he cared to, hasn’t touched Sword/Shield yet but might later on, and still plays Pokemon Go daily, Pokemon Home seems...valueless? I mean, I didn’t expect it to be tailored to my exact situation but how is this supposed to be helpful in the least bit?

Dante is very much in the “anime dude with sword” territory, but as far as I know he’s never been in Fire Emblem, so I would gauge my reaction to be “grumpy but not outspoken” if that were the case.

If it ain’t from Fire Emblem and isn’t an anime dude/dudette with a sword, I’ll be a happy Yarn Dog. The bar is low.

Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!

You got the blue coins, sure, but you missed Getting Hit By a Bus, which is sort of mandatory at this point.

Maybe I’ve been watching too much Game Grumps recently but this Ray fella in the 2nd screenshot has more than a passing resemblance to Arin Hanson.

Oh sure, when the kids burn The Rock’s movies it’s called (stupid and ineffectual, and most likely fictitious) protest, but when *I* burn his movies it’s called piracy and intellectual property theft.

Deep Impact will always be the superior movie, in spite of its DVD sales figures being artificially inflated due to a certain ambiguously-pants’d someone gifting it to a certain boxing-gloved someone else at least 4 years running.

10/10 - was both fun and actual facts. Would read again.

Along with old favorites, Hasbro’s got some new characters joining the fray in the form of Fossilizers...

We wouldn’t even have to wait until season 2 for characters to have shadows this time around!

What a loveable loser. I just adore the fact that he “nopes” out of the end of the Beast Wars, and even manages to position himself as king of the early human tribe. After spending three seasons being the whipping boy for the Predacons, target practice for the Maximals, and even getting hijacked by a Decepticon at one…

Call me when you have an All Doom Demons, Ranked - Overexplained List, or even an All Doom Demons, Ranked - Adequately Explained List.