Wait, wasn’t it “unbelieveium”?

Pretty sure it’s a schooner. 

Well, that sounds like no fun at all.

Get your head out of your ass with that 6% nonsense. I’m assuming the “200k cases” you mention refers to the US death count due to COVID-19 to date, all in less than a year and mostly in a period of 6 months. Let’s see how that stacks up against your most relevant strawmen:

Wait, what? I was supposed to do something after completing those missions? Heck, I don’t think the website even gives you credit for completing the Mario Kart Tour mission until the 29th? 

That’s because bidet attachments rule. I’ve had one for close to 7 years now and it’s great.

Thank you so much for sharing. As a longtime collector of amiibo that’s a lot of new information to process.

It might awaken a response from your IT/HR department if you did it at work with safe search off.

L is real as well.

Bowser is the only character on that list that we can 100% say had sex at some point, due to the presence of Bowser Jr. Sure, there are fan theories out there concerning Rosalina and I know the Koopalings have been ret-conned to be Bowser’s adopted children, but Bowser Jr. is Bowser’s full-blooded child, so the dude…

Smash Waluigi. Or Waluigi for Smash. Either is fine.

I finally put Control to rest last night, after getting the last trophy I was missing from my collection (Vending Spree). Gotta say, although I enjoyed playing the main game and both DLC packs through without it, Assist Mode really made checking those last trophies off the list a fun time, for the most part. Vending…

I think you have to adjust your expectations to fit the world we live in. It’s been decades since video game consoles have embraced online connectivity to release patches, updates, DLC and other content. It’s a very rare game these days that is released on physical media and never subject to at least a patch or update…

A paid gig as an subterranean urban explorer? Can I sign up too?

What are you talking about? All the DLC for New Horizons has been free, including this update. There’s no microtransactions or any other way to spend real-world money in the game. As for the amiibo cards, they’ve been around since 2015.

Yo-Yo gives you a supercharged yo-yo that wouldn’t be out of place in Ness’ arsenal. You can even walk the dog!

I can think of at least one Grumpy Gamer that would agree with you.

A lifetime of failing upwards will do that to you. The ample supply of false self-confidence I mean, not the butter and chicken skins. Well, maybe that too.

No lie, in my senior year of high school I joined the yearbook committee almost entirely because it allowed me to skip the occasional class and hole up in the yearbook room with a PC and play Total Annihilation. Towards the end of the school year I would duck out of a morning class, set up my best attempt at a…

Batman looks like he’s been taking advice from the MCU on the identity-concealing properties of a baseball cap pulled down low.