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In a recent conversation with friends we all agreed Bob Dylan was the most overrated musician of all time.

“Elvis, you wanna cookie?” “Mroowww.”

I shouldnt have to do mental gymnastics to make the headline accurate.

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

I’m a potter and I’ve been working to make travel mugs with silicone sippy lids. This has been a challenge for me because I have to account for clay shrinkage during drying/firing, so that the lid fits after the clay has shrunk by 14%. Yay math! Anyway, I’ve almost figured it out - in my last batch of experimental…

Actually, this was the unresponsive guy.

Leave the mental qualities of much of the flying public out of this. They aren’t nuts. They are just the other half that balances ‘above average.’

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

Then you will be relinquished of your duties to comment about them! I can see your discussion history - for someone who is so sick of the Kardashians you sure do talk about them a lot.

Maybe you’re an asshole?

Gwen’s dad told her she was starting to get insufferable so she proceeded to spend the next two decades curating a lifestyle of elitism, opulence and self absorption.

It’s not a single issue, it’s merely the most prominent one that comes to many people’s minds. Pence is bad on nearly all civil rights, but also on the economy. Pence managed to start an AIDS epidemic in his own state because he hates women so much and also wants to cut taxes for his buddies. Jez commenters will…

emily and richard did not learn to respect her decisions until like, s7e18,

People are SO MUCH MORE LIKELY to assume that two women are just friends when they are actually fucking than the other way around.

Okay. Let’s take your example.

I can’t fathom the concept of a masculinity so fragile it can’t handle a seal in a dress.

I’m like “You guys do realize you are playing a video game primarly marketed at children, right?” I’m loling so hard at these folks who seem aghast by a Pokemon that doesn’t seem manly enough.

My problem with Demi is that she says she is so anti-bullying and then seems to spend a good bit of time bullying.

I think if HILLARY CLINTON had a son and she couldn’t stop INTIMATING how badly she wanted to FUCK HIM you would probably have a FEW WORDS to offer on the subject.