“this is literally the first time in my life I’m hearing your name” re: Durbin threw me. He’s been the whip for over a decade; he’s not some random freshman legislator.

Hey hey, now, I’m gonna have to step up and defend Dick Durbin, who I am very glad is my senator.

What the fuck ever happened to a fucking union existing for its fucking members instead of being a fucking mouthpiece for fucking management?

nah

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

Maybe his hands were whittled smaller by repeated slappings, like rocks becoming pebbles via a millennium of ocean waves. 

Bye!

But she’s a proud Texan, with country roots. It’s not so much barreling down a lane as it is claiming a lane that’s also rightfully hers to claim. And she does it well!

Can’t say enough good things about the automated money suckers at my local grocery.

Swift Lies. I was anticipating that podcast the moment Kim K exposed Swift for what she really is. The moment I saw that title, I just knew he was going to go in, and I wasn’t dissapointed.

Nicki literally hates him. I’m being hyperbolic but she’s curved him enough times and kinda dissed him in that ariana grande song.

Where would they be registered, Bland, Bath & Beyond?

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

The Concourse needs to be the new Gawker. I understand the feelings of hate towards Gawker (understand, but don’t sympathize), but The Muze and Concourse should combine to be a new political resourse.

An already-in-trouble GOP Senator in a blue state who just publically levelled a racist insult at a legless veteran.

Well the good news is he’s not likely to be there much longer. FiveThirtyEight’s projection gives Duckworth a 91% chance of winning the election.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Soar like the eagle you are

I’m a Tribe fan (clearly) but I honestly can’t be the only one already sick of the throat gagging blowjob the media is having over this guy, right?