can you fucking relax. it’s just target merchandise, not life-saving medicine.

they do have a feud going on right now. a bunch of my friends are diehard swift fans and from what ive picked up, they both keep making passive aggressive comments about each other in the media, with perry tweeting about taylor at least three times since the bad blood song was announced

Not sure how giving money to National Public Radio would facilitate this; Ira works for Public Radio International (which is mentioned in the article).

how about the fact that he's a corporate shill for walmart :(

This is such a sad thing. I love both of them so dearly. I love their classy statements and that they say they will still be best friends <3
brb gonna go eat an entire family size bag of chips and rewatch all of Pure Camp

Not just camp but ....Pure Camp.

WHERE IS TAMAR BRAXTON? Get your life Kate

19 over here. I've been reading Jez since about the time I graduated from high school, so I had just turned 18 then.

I'm never wearing said underwear again. I think once it hits that garbage can outside it stops becoming mine, I've officially abandoned it an anyone can do whatever they want with it. Hopefully nothing I ever find out about but eh. I don't hold myself in such a high regard that I think pervs are constantly on the…

I work overnight stocking for my local Toys R Us and I can't tell you how many boxes upon boxes UPON BOXES we have of those Shimmer and Sparkle Cra Z Looms ready to hit the shelves. I mean we could have entire aisles of the stuff. Plus, we just got a whole new shipment for Black Friday!

Reading this comment parted the clouds and let a sunbeam of righteousness shine down upon me. Thank you for saying everything I feel, better than I could have myself.

It drives me up the wall to talk about Scandal with anyone but people who marathon it. Most everyone who watched it week by week is like, "omggggg Olivia and Fitz 5ever, Fitz is just misunderstood" while most everyone who marathoned it (like me) hates Fitz and thinks their relationship is unhealthy and manipulative…

If I had the talent and the intelligence and wherewithal that she has I would make dance pop, too, instead of being Moody Indie Chick #27279. Girl knows what sells, and how to sell it. I can't fault her for making her money.

I just picked up some overnight seasonal work stocking shelves at Big Toy Co. and the warrior inside me wants to kick all the shelves down and mix up all the toys from the Boys department with the Girls department (actual departments that exist!). EVERY TOY IS GENDERED, EVEN THE TEDDY BEARS AND ETCH A SKETCHES.

THIS JUST MADE MY LIFE

MELLIE IS EVERYTHING. I love her without bounds. She is the pinnacle of strength. She's got the brains and she's got the power. Mellie 4 Prez Never have I loved a fictional character so much.
And I'm so glad to see I'm not alone ^-^

It was basically the closest thing to impossible but I made it through by screaming at the ceiling, frequent breaks, furiously texting my best friend and twitter venting. Also Mellie.
I have such burning rage for Fitz it's honestly gross.

Let's call a spade a spade and let's call sloppy-ass writing sloppy-ass writing. The majority of Scandal's viewers hate Mellie either because they balk at her strength or they ship Fitz with Olivia or whatever. I cannot count how often I see Mellie called words like "bitch", "shrew", "harpy", etc. This was meant to…

I'm pretty sure it's just because when awkward kids turn into attractive adults everyone's like "eyyyyy whoa!" and they remember but when attractive kids become attractive adults it doesn't register as much of an event in people's minds. I'm sure if you somehow were able to get statistics on this (virtually impossible…

Mom and I both have extremely thick and voluminous Latina hair which we both keep long (couple inches above waist length) and meticulously groomed and cared for. People love to touch it and ooh/aww and ask if we have extensions, keratin treatments, etc. because we straighten it (nope, just Pantene shampoo and…