Dear Colleen and Josh,

i cant believe fallon still hasnt gone to rehab

I’m glad Kanye is really committing to his performance art piece of trying to make Taylor Swift seem sympathetic. True visionary

I have a feeling the first thing Jennifer Aniston thought when she heard the news that Brad and Angelina had split up was “oh for fuck’s sake, now everyone’s going to badger me for a comment”.

If Brad Pitt wants the public to ignore his divorce he should have Terrence Malick direct it.

Yasssssssssss. She is great. Chris O’Dowd is great. Two Dope Queens is great. This is all wonderful news. YQY

That is awful. I’m sorry this happened to you. I’m going to miss you. You have always had great things to say.

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

I understand it was a strained metaphor; my fault for equating a body part to a disposable home item. I suppose my central thesis is something like this: is there anything within your house/apartment you use and scrub semi-regularly that you would instead feel AS comfortable “washing” it by a gentle cascade of soapy,…

I’m guessing the unconditional love.

TF is wrong with you. She looks beautiful.

And yet, here in this comment is a nugget of the basic problem.

I hate videos. Who are asking for them? Teens? Millenials? Videos are the single worst way to consume blog-like content and I hate how much it’s shoved in our faces. No one fucking wants videos.

I miss RoyGBiv and Mark Shrayber.

u seem stressed

You helped pay for my necessary hernia surgery when I was enlisted. Sorry no one asked you if that was cool with you before they signed off on it.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

Amusingly, the quote Doug Baldwin chose, “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” more accurately applies to Colin Kaepernick’s decision.