Listen, the president elect’s 10 year old son is good with the computers. He’ll be fine. Your grandmother has to go all the way down the line to her grandchildren for help!

Too bad Trump had to suffer a sick burn from De Blasio spokesman in the aftermath.

I only checked with TMZ.

I wish he’d stay in character and refuse to give any information about his income.

My mom’s cousin has cancer. He used to get treated at the shitty free county hospital in Chicago. He recently moved back to Poland. Iguess there you’re expected to bring your own linens, bandages, and the like. A nurse brought him some pills to take and asked, “Do you have water?” When he replied that no one brought…

Good thing he’s shown us and you don’t have to wonder.

Too liberal, too brown, too Jewish, not an American, technically not old enough (assuming you stop aging at death).

Think of it like rock, paper scissors. There is no “most hated” as there’s always someone out there that can be out-hated.

That’s too much work. Just start refusing now and hope the message gets picked up. Skip the middle man.

There is an argument to be made for baptisms to take place later in life. Other denominations do it this way. I THINK that’s how catholics used to handle it, too. But, waiting is kind of redundant when you have Confirmation.

Um, none of that would invalidate the baptism. It just gets rid of original sin. Sins you do after that are all your own.

I think once you’re baptized, you’re baptized.

Your saying I need to start drinking soda again (and more beer!) so I can stock up on caps with which to buy goods?

Two locations. I heard that Secret Service will have to “descend” upon the school every day.

“Fuckface” is a term of endearment? Shit, that’s what I’ve been calling Trump / Pence!

Democrats need to come to terms that they lost this race and figure out how they lost the rural working vote and had losses in minority and women turnout. Right now, I’m seeing little of that reflection.

I’m sure Sam Bee would have had zero opportunities to face misogyny and racism had Hillary won.

I just kept looking at her sparkly jacket.

Sam Bee is good about not joking when it’s not funny. Thinking about it, it reminds me of Larry Wilmore and makes me sad he doesn’t have a national outlet anymore.

On the other hand, Hillary was bad at email. Same thing , basically.