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“The works themselves can seem cursed.”

Paraphrasing, Silver said that if Clinton wildly beat the 538 predictions, no one would have said anything. But since Trump slightly beat the predictions, “538 got everything wrong!!!”.

I’d be higher if the administration actually filled all the positions.

I set my parents home phone as a trusted device. The one time I needed the code, I got them to write down the number and read it back to me. Worked out okay!

The password database is encrypted and salted, so theoretically, it would take thousands of years to crack any individual user’s data. A reputable company will tell its users of any breach, letting you change your master password (and individual passwords if you’re paranoid) before that happens. You should also set up

I only digitize a few of my documents (mostly IRS data) and also store it in Dropbox. I’m paranoid about my SSN in the cloud, so I first put those files into an encrypted RAR file and store the password to it in LastPass. Once I unlock the archive, I can drag and drop new files into it!

Rebulicans aren’t racist because Lincoln was a Rebulican. QED

Here’s a funny thing about statistics: the average life expectancy of someone who has already survived to 84 is more than 84! It means they didn’t die from all the stupid shit they’ve done in their teens or decades of auto travel. Once you live past that, you’ll most likely live longer than the average from birth.

So, does he still have his gun license?

“Honey, why are you putting me in a figure four?”

The closest I’ve come to being in an all out brawl was at a rap show.

Glad disposable containers that come 8n a five pack. Cheap, last forever, work in the freezer and microwave, don’t worry about throwing them out if I need to (literally have thrown out like two containers in 2-3 years of using them).

Glad disposable containers that come 8n a five pack. Cheap, last forever, work in the freezer and microwave, don’t

I like Gap’s jeans. They fit me well and last a long time. Luckily, I’m a guy with little care for chasing fashion trends, so I can just order the same pair I always get online whenever there’s a sale and not need to go in to try them on.

Listen, if a poor person couldn’t leverage a small $1 million loan from their parents into a successful business, why should they be in charge of economic policy?

Based on a sample size of one, people stopped hanging out at malls when they all closed their video game arcades. I blame the death of the mall on the rise of the home video game market.

They put out a pair of comic books the last two years that are, frankly, way better than they have any right to be. So, I’m hopeful this is good, too.

I mean, they’re terrorists, not LIARS.

“Meanwhile, at Mar-a-Lago: allegations of recklessly undercooked meats.”

Groan