I voted on Thursday. First time voting early. It was at the local community college. There were a handful of people and no line. In and out in five minutes. Then, I picked up a couple of comic books to read (Saga!). It was nice.

Having Jay Z endorse Clinton just proves her hypocrisy. Why would she want his support?

Good luck spinning the wheel with your vagina on the voting machines I had to use.

I’m 95% certain I used to work with that woman’s husband. Heard about the pregnancy through Facebook and it was heartbreaking without knowing all the details (just the outcome) . I wondered why they went through the whole pregnancy. Hearing the full story is infuriating .

My mom will have people she’s known for years come over and they’ll give my nieces hugs. My nieces, if they’ve met them before, met them once or twice as babies, so they don’t know who these people are and are visibly uncomfortable. I see these girls several times a week and still normally go for a wave or a high five.

I see a couple of nice, big, plain pieces of cardboard waiting to be tagged...

So, Ted isn’t eying 2020 anymore?

You know that’s not saying Hillary will win 60% of the vote, right? It means that if this election was run ten times, Trump would win four of them. That’s not something you should dismiss so casually.

Soap arms, chest, legs, feet, crotch and butt, in that order. Shampoo my hair first. That’s about it.

Wait, I thought being gay WAS bad for your health, what with the increased hatred from peer/family groups that leads to increased risk of violence and suicide.

Did it make you feel better when you found out that Trump now had the tallest building?

Yeah, he agreed for his kids to preform for free and ended up getting $0. Not seeing the problem.

Having spent a few super boring weeks in Beloit, this is by far the most interesting thing in that town.

Last time I rented a car, connecting my phone was a metaphorical life saver. I managed to drop my phone and destroy the screen. It would still connect to the car and I was able to use it to make some phone calls.

If only we could force them to buy insurance from for profit companies to pay for it.

I know what you mean. It'd probably be cheaper just to pay for an Uber!

Shame. I don’t go out of my way to watch The Daily Show anymore, but I would for Larry Wilmore. He might not be the funniest, but he had a perspective on the news I didn’t get anywhere else and generally covered stories that others wouldn’t. (where as The Daily Show would hit up the same stories with the same jokes…

Whoa, that’s great!

“People should vote for Obama.” - Donald J Trump

That doesn’t work for me as I use Strava when biking and a timer when working out at home, both of which tie into Google Fit and input their own information, not letting me change it. :/