“Just order two cups of soup! This category includes other foods that come in bowls, such as pho (which adds drippy noodles to this shared nightmare) and cereal”

That is ridiculous, a single imaginary cashew or almond will keep you feeling fuller, longer.

As a kid back in the pre-Oops (and pre-anything-but-red-berries) 80s, I once woke up early one Saturday, and being bored as G.I. Joe wasn’t on until 6:30, I went downstairs and spontaneously decided to fastidiously pick every single Crunch Berry out of the fresh box my mom had bought the previous evening, and ate them…

Hmmm, where have I seen this behavior before?

Open box of OOPs All Berries.

“The letter J wasn’t invented until 1630"

“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”

I have fucked up lots in my life.

van Basten can be heard mocking Kraay’s attempts at speaking German (Wormuth is a German currently coaching in Holland) before saying “Seig Heil”

The money generated by Trappist monasteries (and convents) is entirely used to fund the costs related to their order. They take a vow of poverty. Money goes to maintaining the buildings, feeding the monks and nuns, and the cost of goods. The goal of the order is to be self-sufficient, not make a profit.   

I think you can get 100% of your subscription costs refunded if you are unsatisfied with The Takeout’s content for any reason.

If you add in those evil Benedictines (kidding), that brings the total number of monastic breweries in the US to three. One is in my home state.

Was Yuengling ever considered “craft?” I would consider them as too large (in production) and age (the oldest in the USA!).

You better be careful, they’re gonna be telling you to stick to food if you keep this up.

Not fictional, but when I read Game of Thrones, I had the inexplicable desire to eat all of my food out of trenchers.

Why do you need this guy explaining why you like something?

Our highways aren’t designed generally to the standard the autobahn is.

I think the simplest thing to do would ask “together or separate” and then just hand it to the person who answered if they said together.

Checkpoints that respawn enemies and work as respawn points. Losing exp until you get it back from the creature that beat you. Having named and optional bosses that don’t respawn with the rest of the enemies; an animation-locked combat style focused on light/heavy attacks, dodge-rolls and parrying; a branching,…

Got 3 hours in and it’s been very good so far. For new players, don’t bother fighting the big frog side boss till you get the stim pack (healer item). Spent an hour on the bastard, finally killed it, but when I finished the section of the map and back track to the same area, I realized should've waited till I get the…