pero, ¿es un sandwich?

13% of votes cast in Virginia (my home) last night were from young people 18-29 years old.  13%!  Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand...

“I don’t care at all!” screams man who has made a dozen salty comments on this article, into the void.

I love you as certain dark things are to be loved

Nothing screams “American” like the surname “Ennamorati,” I guess...

Plus, multiple free dish-your-own salsas

I just carry it out in my bare hands like a real man

I also voted for GWB when I turned 18 in 2004!  Are you my doppelganger?  Which one of us is the evil twin?

My dad is the same way.  hasn’t voted Democrat since probably Clinton (the first time) and voted for Trump but now regrets it.  Would vote for Biden, Klobuchar, or Pete, but there’s no way in hell he votes for Bernie or Warren.  And he lives in a rural area of a midwestern swing state...

Admittedly, his recurring dumb “oh, OK” pool boy character gets me every time...The Julia Louis-Dreyfuss version of the skit was great.

I remember part of the reason Chipotle struggled with it the first time is that they didn’t want to use preservatives or artificial coloring/flavors, which I am sure 99% of the queso you get elsewhere is chock full of. That led to some of the congealing issues.

I’d like to think my beer and weed intake are a selfless act on my part to promote the reusable “green” initiatives possible in the brewing and hemp industries. 

A local burger joint here in Virginia makes spent-grain buns from used grain from local brewers. Very tasty.

The answer, as always, is lutefisk.

Yes, the quaint English countryside is absolutely bursting with groups of 6 people that are willing to spend $1,000 on a New Year’s Eve dinner, but don’t have any plans by December 28th.....Where my high rollers from Stodmarsh, Hoath, and Wickhambreaux at???

They absolutely “incurred direct expenses related to providing them with a meal” when they bought the (likely special NYE) ingredients and paid kitchen and waitstaff to be there to cook and serve it. I think the restaurant would have been smarter to eat the cost, but let’s not pretend this doesn’t cost them anything.

I heard if you put a record needle on ‘Ol Broskey’s nipple, it plays The Beach Boys Pet Sounds.

I’ll never forget the day my mom brought home my first box of Oops! All Berries.  I think I ate the whole box in one sitting with about a half gallon of milk and felt really gross after and probably shredded the roof of my mouth into ground beef.

Mine showed that Tyga was one of my top 5 artists of the year and I have never played a single song of his. I also had listened to four entire albums of some country band called Old Dominion, but I think those are skewed because I left my Spotify account logged in to a Sonos device in a popular Air B&B house on a…

I absolutely agree there was a bit of a lull story-wise in the middle that ramped back up in the back third. Having to immediately return to Zeffo after much shorter Kashyyyk mission having just spent hours there the first time fighting my way through, getting lost, and then having to grind my way back through the…