Don’t do slideshow articles. they are terrible clickbaity nonsense that nobody likes

Si, es un sandwich.

Watching the comments on her different social media feeds is like watching the progressive version of Trump supporters. Big tents and all but seriously, the lack of decorum from the “Bernie Bros” is fucking tragic.

“English only” encompasses dead languages.

It’s sickening. Goddamn, Americans sure don’t like smart women. 

I wish it weren’t Biden, either. But I think the hope over fear binary is a bit silly. Anybody who looks at the remaining list of candidates and isn’t a little bit afraid about any of them being the nominee is being blinded by something, and I’m not sure it’s hope.

a bacon-wrapped sausage.

Warren was my first choice, but it’s clear now that she can’t win and that she appeals to a lot of the same voters that Sanders does. I don’t fault her for staying in as long as she has (frankly, she was clearly the best choice IMO, both for beating Trump and for actually enacting a progressive agenda, but apparently…

After starting out with so many exciting candidates, it’s really frustrating to end up back here with Biden. I’ll vote for him, but I truly don’t think he will inspire people to get to the polls the way Bernie would have. And Warren’s delegate count actually makes me furious... what are Americans thinking?

One time, I went for an early-morning hike in Saguaro National Park and was stung by bee. Later that day, I ate a Sonoran Dog. Thanks for listening to my story.

Driver also sent the kid a bunch of merch from his film ‘Paterson’, to which the boy said, “Oh ... that’s great.”

We are mysterious people, we steal jobs but we are lazy.

The only Sonoran hot dog I’ve ever had was served to me in the husk of an abandoned gas station Taco Bell, by a Mexican man behind a portable flat top.

Fun fact: I lived in the US for 2 years, routinely spoke my native french everywhere with friends that were here with me, stole one of y’all jobs for a while, and weirdly enough, nobody ever told me to speak english. People usually swooned and squee’d.

But sure, it’s not racist ^^

“Oh, but we were drunk!”

You tip on 115% of the meal for making the server do the extra work of clearing the plate.

Moe’s queso is MUCH better than both

If I order a full meal, only eat 85% of the meal, and they throw away the remaining 15%, am I expected to tip on the full price of the meal, or just 20% of 85% of the meal’s cost?

I thought this was the 3rd queso at Chipotle, as they reworked their original queso to suck less. I wouldn’t know this as I didn’t bother with it, just as I won’t with this.

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH AVOIDING QUESOOOOO?