“and Jason Mantzoukas voices a dragonfly named James.”

That is ridiculous, a single imaginary cashew or almond will keep you feeling fuller, longer.

Have you, or anyone you may know, used specific phrases near an Alexa or Nest device?  For example, “You’ve failed me for the last time, Starscream!”

As a kid back in the pre-Oops (and pre-anything-but-red-berries) 80s, I once woke up early one Saturday, and being bored as G.I. Joe wasn’t on until 6:30, I went downstairs and spontaneously decided to fastidiously pick every single Crunch Berry out of the fresh box my mom had bought the previous evening, and ate them…

Only if you buy the bizarre reasoning that because Kelly ran away from a gazebo and brandished a knife, either he or a cop had to die. Funny, how a dozen cops in many other countries can and will regularly disarm a suspect like this without getting all shooty.

Hmmm, where have I seen this behavior before?

“When there’s an incident of a dog being ordered to attack someone, that person is experiencing primordial fear: you’re going to try to defend yourself, and if you try to kill the dog, police will kill you.”

Open box of OOPs All Berries.

First, put me down on the list of “actually, they are exactly as safe as we thought” list. You won’t be physically harmed by overdosing, but you might wind up in the ER for a few hours due to the effects.

In U.S. states where cannabis has been fully legalized, for example, more people are heading to the emergency room with rapid heartbeats, anxiety, and vomiting because of cannabis use

So no danger other than a bad trip...

THe TL;DR is READ THE INSTRUCTIONS YOU DUMMIES. The recurring issue is eating more than they thought, because they are not paying attention. Look edibles depending on the type are MUCH stronger than leaf just like thc oil and wax, it is concentrated as the old saying goes a little dab will do ya. You have a bunch of…

“Weed Edibles Aren’t as Safe as we think”

Article: People eat too many, it’s not actually harmful to your health but you can freak out.

So..... they are exactly as safe as we think. They don’t cause lung cancer. And if you take too many (accidentally) you have a bad high and then are fine. 

While the name is good, it’s not the best:

Rolled on wood beams, up/down earthen ramps.

“The letter J wasn’t invented until 1630"

Yeah, the long answer has a lot more considerations like those you outlined than my throwaway answer. Domain drop catching (waiting, hoping a big domain will expire and then immediately scooping it and planning to extort money for it) is looked at with more scrutiny than first registrations are.

Attorney here. A responsible trademark attorney would presumably have been able to tell him he’s fucked within an hour.  So roughly $19,999

In the complete absurdity of this whole thing what got me the most was:

He could have walked away peacefully that day—perhaps contacted a copyright attorney.