“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”

I have fucked up lots in my life.

van Basten can be heard mocking Kraay’s attempts at speaking German (Wormuth is a German currently coaching in Holland) before saying “Seig Heil”

The money generated by Trappist monasteries (and convents) is entirely used to fund the costs related to their order. They take a vow of poverty. Money goes to maintaining the buildings, feeding the monks and nuns, and the cost of goods. The goal of the order is to be self-sufficient, not make a profit.   

I think you can get 100% of your subscription costs refunded if you are unsatisfied with The Takeout’s content for any reason.

If you add in those evil Benedictines (kidding), that brings the total number of monastic breweries in the US to three. One is in my home state.

Was Yuengling ever considered “craft?” I would consider them as too large (in production) and age (the oldest in the USA!).

Data ‘R’ Us.  Toys ‘R’ Someone Else.

You better be careful, they’re gonna be telling you to stick to food if you keep this up.

Not fictional, but when I read Game of Thrones, I had the inexplicable desire to eat all of my food out of trenchers.

Why do you need this guy explaining why you like something?

Our highways aren’t designed generally to the standard the autobahn is.

I think the simplest thing to do would ask “together or separate” and then just hand it to the person who answered if they said together.

We used to get frosts here. I remember them as a kid. Hard frosts - no snow - but that magical frozen grass and rime on everything.

And the entire animation for opening chest is rather annoying, and kind of just a waste of time. I can only imagine they wanted to emulate the suspense of opening a chest in Zelda, or a lootbox in Overwatch, but then you remember that you never get anything interesting because it’s recolors of the single bland costume…

My least favorite part of going back to explore is that there is no quick way to get back to your ship. I get why that’s the case during the campaign, but in the endgame I would have really liked a fast travel back option. 

Lies. It did add something. A damn good star wars game. When the hell was the last one of those out? 2005 KOTOR 2? And who says every game has to revolutionize or create a genre? There are plenty of good ideas out there that have yet to be combined in a really good way.

I think when the high wears off, we’re all going to see/realize that Fallen Order is a good game. Not a great game.

It does a lot right. But a lot of the graphics are... questionable, sometimes (what the frick is up with the Wookiees?), it’s glitchy, the cosmetic loot isn’t great, the difficulty seems kind of random…

Checkpoints that respawn enemies and work as respawn points. Losing exp until you get it back from the creature that beat you. Having named and optional bosses that don’t respawn with the rest of the enemies; an animation-locked combat style focused on light/heavy attacks, dodge-rolls and parrying; a branching,…

Got 3 hours in and it’s been very good so far. For new players, don’t bother fighting the big frog side boss till you get the stim pack (healer item). Spent an hour on the bastard, finally killed it, but when I finished the section of the map and back track to the same area, I realized should've waited till I get the…