Behold the field where I grow my fecks. Canst thou not see that it is is barren?

Not sure, but bring feckels.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Is that a Witcher 3 DLC joke?!

What I’ve discovered over the past 5 years is that I don’t like the white male sports talk show. Not a single one of them.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Holy fuck! It’s way worse than I thought. He lost most of his legs and torso too!

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

I do wish the 1940's was the last time team owners colluded to keep a black player out of their sport.

As a former college student and under-employed person I get drinking on a budget but I agree that there are some people who seem to wear drinking crappy stuff as a badge of honour. Personally I’m not big into hoppy IPAs or stouts so craft brewing often leaves me cold but there are lots of good, clean tasting lagers to…

There’s definitely an environmental impact but it doesn’t come close to livestock. Insect farms can be scaled up vertically to take less land and because insects are cold blooded they’re much more efficient in converting plant material into biomass. They also need less water and they produced fewer greenhouses gasses…

This is just like the time I spilt coffee all over myself five minutes into the big quarterly review meeting. But I didn't get a quadruple bogey, I got assigned to guard the haunted mine 

I also always miss the put for triple bogie.

It is pronounced “Day’s Inn” strictly to irritate anyone who doesn’t think “DAZN” is just the dumbest name possible.

That sentence defuriated me.

Did Grimes mean inclined up or inclined down?

You fool, your tree-branch sword is no match for my gun shaped rock.

Patrick: thank you.