This is an amazing non-sequitur.

How did he repair the damage done by the inexcusable comments he made on same-sex marriage that drew the ire of gay rights groups and cost him sponsors, including Nike? He kept fighting.

The moat-and-wall thing was settled hundreds of years ago. It goes in front for a good reason.

Wrong, fucko.  Salmon is bad and isn’t a part of a balanced breakfast!

Former Deadspin contributor Patrick Wyman just had a fantastic episode about walls on his very excellent podcast.

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

Aliance of Magicians:

Would you rather trust Rex Grossman?

OH YEAH

“Look, Coach O’Brien, we know you coached football 10,000 hours last year, but you also changed the toilet paper roll once, so now you make $7.50 an hour, OK?”

I guess for Nathan Peterman that’d be safety?

I was at last night’s game. I’ve been an Orioles’ fan since I was old enough to watch baseball. I’m in a fantasy league that requires us to have at least one Oriole on our roster at all times. With Mancini out of the lineup, I legitimately hadn’t heard of 4 of the starting 9 players, and I wish I hadn't had to see…

If you told me that an athlete was going to get humiliatingly pwned by Kepler, I would have guessed Kyrie Irving.

Just another example of somebody on the left jumping all over him ....

That’s what happens when your scouting report is just a list of fictional characters you think are going to be recast as minorities.

Man, must be tough to be continually harassed like this.

Luckily, we Tribe fans know exactly how this’ll play out. Bauer will continue to throw meatballs til this guy hits ten straight out. Then, he’ll swing through #11, and Bauer will stare and pump his fist.

I’m a huge Cleveland fan and I hope Bauer gets lit up every single outing.

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